The Doobie Incident (or How to Screw Up Santeria)

I’ve found that I no longer have to “hunt” for ghosts the way I did when I conducted paranormal investigations. These days, no matter where I am, they seem to find me. For the most part the ghosts don’t bother me. At best, they go away on their own in a few days, or they get sick of me ordering them to leave me alone and move on to someone more interesting. Occasionally, though, one shows up and nothing I try to do can get rid of it. It’s frustrating and, I confess, a bit scary.

My friend Joni had her first experience with a bad attachment a couple of years ago. I watched her go through it all (and it was a truly frightening thing to see). Only with the help of some powerful psychic mediums was she freed of it. We both vowed to be more careful and to learn whatever we could about protecting ourselves. Obviously what we had been doing hadn’t worked, so we set about finding someone who could teach us.

I heard about a psychic medium a few towns away who knew a lot about protection. I contacted her, and she agreed to give us a few lessons. Meanwhile, a second negative entity had found Joni and attached itself to her. And one night, when I met her for a movie, it latched on to me as well. I’m all for sharing, but really!

This entity would stay with Joni during the day. Then at night, when Joni went to sleep, it would come to me. I’m a night person, so I’d be reading and feel it suddenly swoop in on me. I’d note the time, then call Joni in the morning. “You went to sleep about 11:20, didn’t you?” I’d ask. “Yup,” replied Joni. In the morning, it would sense when Joni woke up and leave me snoring to go bother her again.
Unlike any other ghost who followed me home, this one clearly had an agenda. Sitting in bed, I could feel it drawing on my energy and turning me ice cold. It felt like it was feeding on me, not the best image to fall asleep with.
Time for some action!

When we met with the medium, we told her what had been going on. The medium, who had been trained in Santeria, assured us she would help us. I learned a lot from her about discovering my spirit guides and my guardian angel, things that have become more and more important to me on this journey. As for specifics about protection, she drew on her practice of Santeria. I knew nothing about Santeria, so I looked it up. Here’s a concise summary of Santeria that I found useful:
“Santeria is, in fact, not one set of beliefs, but a “syncretic” religion, which means it blends aspects of a variety of different faiths and cultures, despite the fact that some of these beliefs might be contradictory to one another. Santeria combines influences of Caribbean tradition, West Africa’s Yoruba spirituality, and the Catholicism. Santeria evolved when African slaves were stolen from their homelands during the Colonial period and forced to work in Caribbean sugar plantations.

Santeria is a fairly complex system, because it blends the Yoruba orishas, or divine beings, with the Catholic saints. In some areas, African slaves learned that honoring their ancestral orishas was far safer if their Catholic owners believed they were worshiping saints instead – hence the tradition of overlap between the two.

The orishas serve as messengers between the human world and the divine. They are called upon by priests by a variety of methods, including trances and possession, divination, ritual, and even sacrifice. To some extent, Santeria includes magical practice, although this magical system is based upon interaction with and understanding of the orishas.” Source: Patti Wigington
(http://paganwiccan.about.com/od/pagantraditions/a/What-Is-Santeria.htm).

Because Joni and I shared this attachment, the medium told us that we needed to perform a ritual together to get rid of it. She advised us to do the following: Purchase two brown eggs before noon. Then, that night, come together to perform the ritual as follows: Each person rubs an egg over herself (to capture and contain the negative energy in the egg). Then go together to a cemetery. Each person must bring 9 pennies, as payment to Baron Samedi, the Baron of Cemeteries. The Baron is a loa of Haitian voodoo, I found out. Not sure why he played a role in a Santeria ritual, but it didn’t seem important. We just knew that the Baron is the guardian of the place between the living and the dead and master over the dead. We were to stand in front of the gates to the cemetery and call on the Baron to take the negative attachment away from us and back to the land of the dead. Then we were to turn our backs to the cemetery and throw the eggs over our left shoulders into the cemetery. Then we could leave our payment and go.

Although we had qualms about tossing eggs into a cemetery – it just seemed disrespectful – we were desperate enough to try just about anything, so we agreed on a night to meet at a parking area near a local cemetery. I was in charge of bringing the eggs. I didn’t make it to the market until several hours after the noon deadline directed by the medium. How much could it matter, I asked myself rather defensively. First mistake: When someone tells you to something specific in a ritual, do it, don’t fudge it.

When I met Joni at the parking area, it was pouring rain, of course – the kind of downpour that soaked us to the skin almost immediately. We were both so sick of the attachment by this time, though, that we agreed to go ahead. Now I’m a big advocate of saging. I try to do it whenever I’m involved in an encounter with spirits, and this time was no different. I took out a brand new 6″ long sage stick and we both surrounded ourselves with its comforting smoke. I didn’t want to leave it at that, though. We were about to do something really out of my comfort zone, so I decided I needed to keep the sage stick lit and with us at all times. Not that easy to do in the rain, but I was determined.

We set out for the cemetery, about a quarter mile away. The cemetery is on a well-traveled road, so even though was rather late in the evening, cars still drove past us as we tried inconspicuously to walk down the side of the road. Brief aside: Have you ever smoked a joint? I had a few in my wayward youth, long ago, and the chief thing I remembered about the experience, aside from the munchies, was that dope made me incredibly paranoid. Well now, walking down a road to a cemetery with the world’s biggest doobie in my hand, I began to flash back to that paranoia. Every time a car passed, I’d scramble to hide the lit sage stick under my jacket and act natural. Believe me, there’s nothing natural about hiding a 6″ burning stick under a nylon windbreaker in the pouring rain, heading nowhere on a country road. I looked ridiculous. It set Joni laughing, and every time I did it, she’d laugh more hysterically, which got me going, too. By the time the fourth or fifth car had passed us, we were doubled over in tears, laughing uncontrollably. Second mistake: Laughing uncontrollably during a ritual is probably inappropriate. It certainly didn’t help us get into the spirit (so to speak) of the situation.

We finally made it to the cemetery, weak from laughter and looking like drowned rats. We still had our eggs, though. We stood at the gate and called on the Baron to come and take this nasty ghost away from us and into the realm of the dead. Then we turned around and tossed the eggs. We could hear them go splat against the ground, which only set us into hysterics again. The doobie had gone out, at long last, and fearful of being spotted hanging around the cemetery at night looking suspiciously like egg-tossing troublemakers, we hurriedly piled up our pennies at the gate and flew out of there.

I’d love to report that when we got home the attachment was gone, but sadly that’s not the case. It showed up as usual and continued to bounce back and forth between us, sharing the joy, until we were helped by a wonderful medium friend in Maine, who removed it permanently. I did return to the cemetery a few days after we performed the ritual. The rain had washed away all signs of the eggs, and the pennies were gone.

Lesson learned:
Santeria and voodoo are powerful, and I respect those practices. But I was ignorant of Santeria, and looking back on it, I realize that I lacked both the knowledge and the belief that I needed to make that ritual work. It was too far outside my experience for me to really believe it would work for me, and belief is absolutely essential in matters of the supernatural. Unless I believe that something is going to work, it won’t. If I focus my belief and intent on something, then I have a good chance of it succeeding.

I’m still not attachment-proof, but I’m better at shielding myself than I was. I don’t know what it will take to get me to the point where I feel confident that I can keep ghosts from disturbing me. That’s part of the learning that comes with being sensitive. I think I’m going to be half-baked for a good long while, but I’m hoping that I have some fun along the way.

P.S If you’re interested in just how bad a negative attachment can be, you can read Joni’s book about her experiences with her first attachment: The Soul Collector.

Scary stuff.

Sandy and Joni’s Excellent Adventures

Because I’ve shared many of my paranormal adventurers with another person, I thought I’d take this opportunity to introduce her. Joni Mayhan is a fellow paranormal investigator and one of my closest friends. Like me, she has been growing more sensitive as she delves into the paranormal. Unlike me, Joni has been aware of spirit energy from an early age. Back then, she never chose to open herself up to her abilities, though. Living in a haunted house as a child, her natural impulse was to squeeze her eyes shut when she felt the ghost try to bully her at night and hope to hell it would go away and just leave her alone.

One of the things that has helped to strengthen our friendship is that Joni and I are going through this “I see/hear/feel/smell (eww!) dead people” experience together, so we are comfortable discussing things that would sound just plain crazy to others. I doubt either one of us would have made it through the last few years as well as we have if we couldn’t share our individual experiences with another person who not only understands but is going through the same thing herself. For example, while having dinner at a restaurant together:

Joni: “I just felt someone come up to table. Do you feel that?”
Sandy: “Yup. A male, right?”
Joni: “Um hmm. Mid-30s, short dark hair, pissed off look on his face?”
Sandy: “That’s what I feel, too. Did I mention that he followed me into the bathroom? What a perv.”

With anyone else, I’d just have to sit there and pretend I feel nothing, or mention it and get that “are you losing it?” look from my dinner companion. What a relief to be able to talk about the strangest stuff and not only be understood, but get validation that another person is experiencing what I am. Hey, I’m not crazy, Joni feels it, too! 

Joni’s been on the cookie sheet a bit longer than I have: more than half-baked, in other words. She started noticing her increasing sensitivity about a year before I did, so I’m somewhat behind her in what I experience as I grow more sensitive. We also have different ways of sensing spirits. Joni is “clairaudient,” meaning that she can hear tones that correspond to spirit presences. With this ability, she can differentiate one spirit from another and even identify where in the room each spirit is. The downside of this talent is that so far, Joni can’t manage to turn it off. She hears those tones whether she wants to or not. This, coupled with the fact that she and I both attract spirits to us like moths to a bright light, means that she usually has a house full of spirits. Try falling asleep to the sounds of spirits floating back and forth over your bed, and you’ll have an idea of what Joni lives with.

I’m “clairsentient,” meaning that I experience physical sensations in the presence of spirit energy. Specifically, the left side of my scalp tingles when a spirit is near. If I concentrate on it, I can then get some information about that spirit. At first I could just tell whether it was male or female (sometimes). Over time, I began to get more ideas about a spirit: age, physical description, and mood (calm, sad, angry, or just plain mean, for example). Not nearly as cool as being able to tell where a spirit is in a room, but at least I can get to sleep easier. In the last few months, I’ve been noticing some changes in the sensations I get: tingling on the back or right side of my head as well as on the left, and numbness on my face.

Don’t ask me what all that means, though. I haven’t a clue. It’s all part of the crazy process of becoming a sensitive. I need to go through it multiple times and try to keep track of what’s going on around me, so that I can begin to guess at why the sensations are different. Does a tingle on the right now mean that I can sense where a spirit is? What the hell does a numb face mean? Do I have a brain tumor, or am I really psychic? Of course I think brain tumor sometimes because at least that’s a known problem that can be diagnosed and treated. But a tingle and numbness without a physical cause? Beats me. I just hang on and try to figure it out. Not alone, though, thanks to Joni. When I feel that tingle start, I can ask my fellow sufferer what she feels and get reassurance that I am indeed feeling something real because she feels it too, even if neither of us knows how or why. Thanks, Joni!

P.S.  Joni is also a very talented writer. She’s published a fictional trilogy, “Angels of Ember,” which you can find on amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/Lightning-Strikes-Angels-Ember-Trilogy/dp/1482768933/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1376874603&sr=1-4&keywords=joni+mayhan 

She has also completed her first nonfiction book, “The Soul Collector,” the true story of her experience with a negative spirit attachment. This is a very real danger for anyone who deals with the paranormal, and Joni’s book is truly chilling.  You can find this as an e-book or paperback on amazon.com as well.

 

 

 

The D Word

Demon is the new black. Just when the proliferation of paranormal reality shows made it cool to buy a flashlight, a recorder, and a K2 meter and call yourself a ghost hunter, the bar has been raised. The viewing public is familiar with the basic reality show fodder: paranormal team goes to haunted location, walks around in the dark hearing voices and footsteps, feels cold spots, and shows us what a dark room looks like through a night vision camera. Ho hum.

To boost ratings, shows now focus on the darker side of the paranormal: negative entities terrorizing families, haunted sites where danger abounds, and of course the demon in the basement. And as surely as a good burp follows a cold bottle of beer, now it’s no longer enough to go poking around looking for ghosts. Why stop at ghosts when it’s obvious that demons are everywhere? And why call yourself just another paranormal investigator when you can, presto chango, call yourself a demonologist? You haven’t had any real training in either, so why not?

Reality check here: Demons definitely are increasingly highlighted on TV, in books, and even in film these days (witness the latest blockbuster, “The Conjuring”). It’s called entertainment, folks! Most of it is as far from reality as the media can get without looking downright foolish. Do I believe in demons?
I’ve read enough about this topic from credible sources and met with several respected demonologists to keep an open mind on the subject. What these experts describe is dangerous, even deadly, and something I never want to encounter.

Why am I on this rant? Because I’m seeing more and more serious damage being done, not by demons, but by amateurs in the paranormal field. More and more, investigators (and I use this term loosely) forego formal investigative methodology in favor of sharing their psychic impressions, which of course only they can feel. And more and more, these people are feeling demons. Not just negative spirits, which would be bad enough, but actual demons.

So what’s the harm in that? I see great harm being done because these same folks take it upon themselves to offer their services to homeowners. I’ve heard of a number of cases recently where a team has gone into a home at the request of homeowners who have had some incidents that they think might be paranormal in nature, only to be told that their home is infested by demons, or that their child is in danger of becoming possessed, or some other equally frightening scenario–all based on the unfounded psychic impressions of an amateur ghost hunter/demonologist. No thought is given to how such information will affect the residents of the house, and typically no help is offered other than “Sorry, you have a big problem, good luck with it.” This is irresponsible behavior at best; I’ve seen it devistate entire families, whose home has become a place to be feared and whose mental and emotional wellbeing is being undermined. Careless, callous, and unconcerned with the repercussions of their “investigations,” such irresponsible people in any other field would be facing charges. And a few such people are now facing lawsuits, a trent I fervently hope will gain momentum as victems of such treatment fight back.

Back to “The Conjuring.” While it may be Hollywood, it’s a damn good scary movie. Based on the case files of Ed and Lorraine Warren, the story is both a cautionary tale to anyone who thinks about investigating the paranormal just for the fun of it, and a nod to the hard and often dangerous work that an experienced demonolist like Ed Warren committed himself to in order to help people in real danger from negative entities. To the true demonologists out there who continue to risk themselves to help others, I say thank you. To those unprincipled amateurs who are hurting people with their unfounded claims and tarnishing the reputation of the entire paranormal community in the process, I say shame on you. Stop inflating your egos at the expense of others and spend some time learning to tell the difference between imagination and reality. Plenty of us in the paranormal community are professions, and we’re sick of cleaning up your mess.

P.S. If you are interested in reading about real-life exorcisms, there’s no better book available than “Hostage to the Devil: The Possession and Excorcism of Five Contemporary Americans,” by Malachai Martin. Father Martin is a Catholic exorcist, and his detailed account of the harsh reality of conducting a real exorcism is considered a definitive work on the subject.

I Blame Nana

People occasionally ask me why I became a paranormal investigator.  I’ve done some thinking about it, and I blame my nana. My father’s mother raised me (no easy task I’m sure), but it was my mother’s mother, Nana Marshall, who delighted me. She spoiled me rotten–not with toys or money, but with laughter and imagination, so unlike my hardworking but reserved grandma MacLeod.

From Nana Marshall I got my love of books, which has never left me. I also got my love of all kinds of gambling from her. All the women on my mother’s side liked the slots or a good game of cards. In fact, we’d hold reunions at Foxwoods for as long as anybody could still get around without a wheelchair (and even after).   And through Nana Marshall, I came to love the idea of ghosts.

Some of my earliest memories of nana are of sittling on her lap while she told me stories. Not just any stories, either. She had a purpose: to scare me witless. She took her material from stories of haunted houses, the undead rising from their graves in the local cemetery, and from those nasty creatures who lived in closets and liked to eat little girls. The more she tried to scare me, the more I loved it. Unspoken between us was the knowledge that what frightens us is also a catalyst for what fires our imagination and keeps us wanting to know more: why was that creature in the closet? Who was he? What did he want (besides the obvious kiddie meal). And what would I do if he ever left that closet and came for me?

Ghost stories were my favorite, and nana kept me well-supplied. As I grew older, and nana could no longer get around very well, our visits became rarer. I was an avid reader by that time, so I started reading about ghosts. What I read didn’t frighten me. Nana had long since banished any fears I might have about things that go bump in the night. But reading about the paranormal made me more and more curious, until at some point I left off reading about others’ theories and started trying to gather answers on my own.

Nana’s now in the perfect place to give me the answers I’ve been seeking, having passed on years ago, but it doesn’t work that way, does it? So I keep asking questions. Every investigation gives me new information because every investigation is in its own way unique. But for every question that gets answered, more questions emerge. The paranormal is like that: tantalizing, mysterious, unknowable, forever just beyond our reach.

From time to time I feel my nana’s presence. She’ll stay with me for a day or two or three, then off again. She has a lot of grandchildren and great-grandchildren now to watch over, so I guess she’s stays busy. I know she’s there, and she knows I know, and she’s probably having a good laugh at my attempts to figure things out. But the connection is real, and comforting, and nana is still there, firing my imagination and, I hope, approving my attempts to understand her reality.